#its endearing

[dykepulpfriction]

however cool and intimidating you think a butch is, they are actually even MORE uncool and dorky than that. trust me its science and its beautiful

[tagapagsalaysay]

is robert an alex variant or is it a separate entity

[anawkwardlady]

I think I lowkey like Battler for the same reasons I like Oedipus the king.

[impossible-rat-babies]

i put eshka back in her grimy lil starting outfit bc i still love that ragged ass outfit

[flighter312]

kirin fau my beloed

https://flighter312.tumblr.com/post/736052018417893376/animal-ver

is this link gonna work if im doing this via queues? i guess we'll find out

[positivewlwvibes]

in any sapphic relationship there is always one person who reads everything signs, boxes, posters, billboards, comments, captions, etc

and one person who does not/will not/CANnot read and is always saying "wait how did you know that??"

[blushouyo]

the heartless prince of ravens - heartless no more

[boomgubbins]

I love when you can tell a DM is a critical role fan by the usage of "kinda"

[its-sir-actually]

Oscar's little woo 🥺🧡

[trooly-ticklish]

Y’all be running into pups left and right

-🐺♠️

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY'RE ALL LEES /SILLY

[xxbunnyboy]

People especially mutuals when they go through and fill their queue 😁🥰😍

Me looking through the posts and realizing the things I post 😳💀🫣

[mitchmarner]

how much money are mitch and michael spending on novelty socks. is this a new leafs clique.

[thefandomcassandra]

Hollow Knight Resurrected (2/?): Taking the Greenpath

A small amnesiac bug finds themselves in the fallen kingdom of Hallownest, following a calling he doesn’t understand.

(A novelization of the YouTube Series Hollow Knight Resurrected by GraveyardMedia)

The Murderer was still hunting for the bug in the red poncho. However, he had taken a break to try and gather intel. "Good evening gentlemen. Have either of you seen a girl with a red cape?"

"No I haven't!"

"Yes you have! She went that way!"

"Actually, no she went the other, opposite way from what you said."

This would have been more interesting or even useful if he wasn't talking to himself by pretending two corpses he found were actually people and capable of helping him. As it was, it was just sad.

"...Maybe I should just actually talk to real people." Yeah...It was a pretty bad look, talking to people who he didn't even kill. It's not as if ghosts were real. If they were, it would make talking to corpses viable. Ah well...the best he could hope for would be to find some other living bug in Greenpath and ask them if they'd seen the girl in the red poncho.

----

In spite of how their last conversation had ended, the Murderer was genuinely grateful to see Cornifer. Here was another living bug he could talk to! And he sold maps, which was so so useful considering Greenpath was somehow worse than the Crossroads. "Hi—"

"Well apologizing didn't work, obviously, coz what can I do about the problem?" Oh. Oh no. Cornifer and Iselda were still having issues. Oh, this was suddenly somehow worse than listening to some bug he didn't know complain about how his wife didn't like staying at home. He knew both of them now, had talked to them. He had opinions and preferences. Fuck. "Hallownest is the premium un-mapped spot. If there's a place we can make money, it's here; but she hates it here! Good going. Great advice, it really helped! All my problems are solved!" Cornifer threw up his hands in frustration.

It was taking every social bone the Murderer had to not run back the way he'd come and bury himself in leaves like the bugs around here. "Oh...I'm sorry..."

"So what do I do now?"

"Uhh," he was the worst person to ask for marital advice, "give her a raise?"

"We're married. We both get all of the money." Point proven.

"Oh yeah...would buying a map help?" That would give them money and money is always good.

"Ehh...they say money can't buy happiness, but it can bribe off unhappiness, so yeah. I think it might help a little." Cornifer shrugged.

Hell yeah. Finally acing these social situations. "Ok. I was gonna do that anyway, but here you go!" A hefty eighty geo, but most of that was from when he murdered the rich mama drifter.

"Thanks." Cornifer took the cash and handed the Murderer a map of Greenpath. Unfurling it a little, he could already tell it would help immensely with his navigation woes.

"Oh, before I forget: have you seen a girl in a red poncho flying around? Talks to herself?" He made a gesture with his claws in the shape of her mask, the way her horns curved back.

"No. Wait, actually, yeah." Okay, now Cornifer was his favorite of the two weevils. "I think they threw something at me, like caltrops?" Oh damn. Sounded exciting!

"So you didn't get a good look at em?"

"Buddy, if your first instincts when someone throws caltrops at you isn't to haul ass? You're not gonna last very long down here." Cornifer sounded put-off by the Murderer's suggestion but, really, most things down here either wanted him dead on principle or were mindless beasts. Someone hucking caltrops at his head was at least an exciting attempt at his life!

Regardless... "Fair enough. I am gonna do the opposite of that, though." Might as well set his expectations so Cornifer didn't think he was sensible or anything like that. He was a murderer! They weren't sensible at all.

"Suit yourself kid. Good luck though." Cornifer got back to his work and the Murderer turned heel and went to try and find the girl in red.

Read the Rest on AO3

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

I started the OHSHC manga and the author likes to leave little side-notes for readers and have the characters break the 4th wall in the begining of chapters. Reminds me of when authors used to do that on ff.net, its cute <3

[cocajimmycola]

im so here for the paimon gamzee friendship though

yeah he managed to make it a juggalo. he helps it paint its face and everything

[sinfulsorrow]

i struggle with insomnia as well, i’ve found microdosing works wonders for me in that department. but please make sure to eat something of substance, i wouldn’t want the little dove to go hungry and get a stomach ache. 💕

— 🩻

Micrososing Melatonin? I used to pop like.. five, maybe six, when I was a younger teen, kinda regret it, can't sleep, and can't risk.. I probably just need some hot tea, maybe. I'll see if there's something quick I can make.. but no promises, I tend to be forgetful with those things, but I'll try, muse.